LESSON

this morning on the way to work i saw two dump trucks sitting there and was thinking how awesome it would be if they turned into big ass robots and had a death match. 

then i started thinking i might get killed in the process being so close.

then i started thinking that chances are, if theyre fighting each other, one of them is an autobot and is not allowed to harm me and will probably protect me as well.  this brings me back to my first thought that a robot death match would be a pretty awsome way to start my day.

moral of the story.... just say no

people who say crime doesnt pay are bad at it

people who say money is the root of all evil have none

people who say online poker is rigged are losing players

people who say beauty is in the eye of the beholder are with ugly people

people will say anything to help them sleep at night

TODAY AT WORK

"lunch?!?!?! what the fuck do you mean lunch!!! on days like today you dont eat lunch!!!!"

QUOTE OF THE DAY

money doesnt buy happiness, but neither does poverty

VDAY

has anyone had the chance to check out page 5 of todays redeye?

who wants to go out today and celebrate freedom?  we can go get drunk and make fun of all the losers with girls.

RANDOM THOUGHT

the best inventions since sliced bread

   microwave oven
   internet
   cell phone
   george foreman grill